n1=1:dcc chat:/notice $nick Sorry I am not Accepting DCC's Please MSG me if you want access! | /notice $nick Auto ignored for 30 Seconds. | /ignore -tau30 $nick 3 | /echo 6 $nick tried to DCC Chat You ! Press Shift+F2 to turn off DCC protection. | /set %sf2 0
n2=#dccchat end
n3=#dccsend disabled
n4=1:dcc send:/notice $nick Sorry I am not Accepting DCC's Please MSG me if you want access! | /notice $nick Auto ignored for 30 Seconds. | /ignore -tau30 $nick 3 | /echo 6 $nick tried to DCC you a file! Press Shift+F2 to turn off DCC protection. | set %sf2 1
n5=#dccsend end
n6=1:a:/notice $nick [Vampear] WSIrc Nuke Detected. Auto ignored for 30 Seconds. You had your fun, now go away! | /ignore -tau30 $nick 2
n82=75:mycmds:/notice $nick Available to you are : mylevel, cmds, mycmds, help, address, server, op, deop, unban, kick, ban, bk, daemon, msg, invite, join and leave.
n83=75:help:/play -t75 $nick %path $+ \help.lst
n84=75:mylevel:/notice $nick You have command level 75.
n95=100:mk2:/describe $parm2 notices that $parm3 is idling.. | /describe $parm2 decides to get rid of $parm3 | /describe $parm2 picks up $parm3 and throws him out of $parm1 | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n96=100:mk3:/describe $parm2 gags $parm2 and stuffs him in a Cow suit, then tosses him into a corral with a horny bull. <<Mmmmmoooooo!>> | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n97=100:mk4:/describe $parm2 intercepte la balle, drible et shoot! | /kick $parm1 $parm2
n98=100:mk5:/describe $parm2 kicks $parm2 in the chest...**Kaiaaaaa; | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n99=100:mk6:/describe $parm2 smashes $parm3 's head with a baseball bat *BOK* !! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n100=100:mk7:/describe $parm2 pulls down the switch to the electric chair | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n101=100:mk8:/describe $parm2 dons his priestly garb. | /describe $parm2 dispatches $parm3 's soul on its way to the pearly gates. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n102=100:mk9:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm2 by the hair and jams him face first into the toilet... | /describe $parm2 does the royal flush. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n103=100:mk10:/describe $parm2 throws $parm3 carelessly to the floor. | /describe $parm2 does the moonwalk up and down $parm3 's ass. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n104=100:mk11:/describe $parm2 pulls out his portable chalkboard. | /describe $parm2 shows $parm3 the function of relativity for chaos mathematics. | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 's brain shorts out with a puff of putrid smoke! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n105=100:mk12:/msg $parm2 $parm3 - what is your real name? | /msg $parm2 $parm3 - what is your quest? | /msg $parm2 - what's the average air speed of a coconut laden swallow? | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n106=100:mk13:/describe $parm2 waves his hands and turns into Michael Jordan for a instant. | /msg $parm2 $parm3 give me those Nike's! | /describe $parm2 leaves a court shoe print across $parm3 's face. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n107=100:mk14:/describe $parm2 casts Otto's Irresistible Dance on $parm3. | /describe $parm2 then casts Tasha's Uncontrollable Hideous Laughter on $parm3 | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 laughs and dances off the channel. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n108=100:mk15:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm3 's tongue and pulls it wayyyyy out. | /describe $parm2 takes out locking ring and loops it through $parm3 's tongue. | /describe $parm2 then fastens the ring to a Lotus Esprit and drives off. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n109=100:mk16:/describe $parm2 becomes bored with $parm3 and cranks some tunes. | /describe $parm2 takes a dancing flower and shoves it up $parm3 's ass! | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 goes through several interesting convulsions. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n110=100:mk17:/describe $parm2 looks to his left...then to his right. | /describe $parm2 takes out a little black bag and points it at $parm3 | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 is attacked by a mob of pirhana clams!!! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n112=100:mk19:/describe $parm2 decides to use calculus on $parm3 | /describe $parm2 takes the second derivative of $parm3 | /describe $parm2 is astonished... he has just disproved $parm3 's existence!!! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n113=100:mk20:/describe $parm2 dumps a can of gasoline on $parm3 | /describe $parm2 lights a match and tosses it. | /describe $parm2 laughs as $parm3 turns squirms and smokes to a blackened crisp. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n114=100:mk21:/describe $parm2 opens a cannister of liquid nitrogen. | /describe $parm2 dumps it all over $parm3 | /describe $parm2 laughs as $parm3 become stiff, then shatters into thousands of gleaming shards. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n115=100:mk22:/describe $parm2 pulls out a bottle of hydrocloric acid. | /describe $parm2 splashes it in $parm3 's face. | /describe $parm2 watches $parm3 as mkin runs in rivulets from bone until only a pool remains. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n116=100:mk23:/describe $parm2 prays to the Gods of IRC for assistance. | /describe $parm2 watches for a sign... | /describe $parm2 laughs as $parm3 is seared by lightning and torn asunder. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n117=100:mk24:/describe $parm2 prays silently to the IRC Gods for assistance. | /describe $parm2 watches the mkies for a sign... | /describe $parm2 laughs as the ground beneath $parm3 shakes and splits open engulfing $parm3 | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n118=100:mk25:/describe $parm2 calls upon the Daemon Primarch Mortarion to answer his summons. | /msg $parm2 now $parm3 feel the wrath of the Prince of Plagues. | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 dissolves into a mass of blisters and bleeding scars. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n119=100:mk26:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm3 by the neck and props $parm3 's mouth open. | /describe $parm2 stuffs large quantities of frozen ice cream bars down $parm3 's throat. | /describe $parm2 sets $parm3 off to the side to admire his new full size PEZ distributor... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n120=100:mk27:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm3 by the neck and hooks $parm3 's upper jaw over his thumb. | /describe $parm2 takes careful aim while stretching $parm3 wayyy out... | /describe $parm2 releases $parm3 ... *twang* | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n121=100:mk28:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm3 by the right nostril and pulls it wayyy out... | /describe $parm2 looks around for a suitable imple | /describe $parm2 nt of devise for $parm3 ... | /describe $parm2 grabs a running chainsaw and stuffs it up $parm3 's right nostril... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n122=100:mk29:/describe $parm2 becomes a magical conduit between the Prime and Negative Material Planes... | /describe $parm2 then touches $parm3, draining $parm3 's life essence away... | /msg $parm2 What life? He's on irc all the damn time! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n123=100:mk30:/describe $parm2 pulls a small, deadly vial from his pocket. | /describe $parm2 breaks the vial over $parm3 's head... | /describe $parm2 laughs as $parm3 suddenly turns into MiSTiK! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n124=100:mk31:/describe $parm2 pulls out a sharp battle axe and slices off $parm3 's head.. | /describe $parm2 watches the head roll to the floor, covering $parm3 with blood.. | /describe $parm2 slings the axe over his shoulder and laughs with murderous glee! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n125=100:mk32:/describe $parm2 'accidentally' bumps into $parm3 on the observation deck at the Empire State Building.... | /describe $parm2 laughs as he watches $parm3 go for the plunge.... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n126=100:mk33:/describe $parm2 searches for a small explosive... | /describe $parm2 finds a half stick of dynamite... | /describe $parm2 blows $parm3 's ass out of the known world... | /describe $parm2 wishes $parm3 pleasant dreams and a happy tomorrow..... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n127=100:mk34:/describe $parm2 puts $parm3 into an electric chair and throws the switch..... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n128=100:mk35:/describe $parm2 tosses $parm3 into a microwave oven and sets the dial on 'HIGH'.... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n129=100:mk36:/describe $parm2 picks up a cordless-drill with a paint-stripper... | /describe $parm2 decides that $parm3 could REALLY use an enema... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n130=100:mk37:/describe $parm2 ties a rope around the neck of $parm2 and places him over the trap-door... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n132=100:mk39:/describe $parm2 loads a laser guided AARM-32b smartbomb into the F-16E. | /describe $parm2 watches as the sights level on $parm3 | /msg $parm2 look out below! | /describe $parm2 watches as the bomb hits $parm3 and pounds him 20ft into the ground. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n133=100:mk40:/describe $parm2 pulls the scalp off of $parm3 | /describe $parm2 eats the scalp | /msg $parm2 Mmmmm! finger lickin' good!! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n134=100:mk41:/describe $parm2 approaches $parm3 's swaying body. | /describe $parm2 takes hold of $parm3 's neck and removes his head and spine from the body. | /msg $parm2 Rrrrrriiiiiiipppp!!! | /describe $parm2 turns $parm3 's head to show $parm2 the lifeless body | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n135=100:mk42:/describe $parm2 removes his mamk revealing his mkull. | /describe $parm2 lets forth a stream of fire upon $parm3 's swaying body. | /msg $parm2 $parm3 is engulfed by hellish flames. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n136=100:mk43:/describe $parm2 approaches $parm3 's fear paralyzed body. | /describe $parm2 thrusts his hand into $parm3 's chest. | /msg $parm2 $parm3 's rib cage is seperated. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n137=100:mk44:/describe $parm2 after executing a devastating flying kick, $parm3 's body sways. | /describe $parm2 approaches $parm3 and glances at his target. | /describe $parm2 hurls himself through the air, cartwheeling towards $parm3 | /describe $parm2 swings his harm and makes shattering contact with $parm3 's jaw. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n138=100:mk45:/describe $parm2 looks into $parm3 's eyes. | /describe $parm2 approaches $parm3 with lightning speed. | /describe $parm2 pauses to look one last time at $parm3 's panic stricken face. | /msg $parm2 THOCK | /describe $parm2 punches $parm3 's head from $parm3 's neck with inhuman strength. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n139=100:mk46:/describe $parm2 puts on his black hood. | /describe $parm2 escorts $parm3 to the guillotine. | /msg $parm2 Any final requests before the blade drops? | /msg $parm2 No ? Good! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n140=100:mk47:/describe $parm2 spits out a wad of chewing tobacco | /msg $parm2 *pbpbth* | /msg $parm2 Listen $parm3 we don't like yer kind around here... | /msg $parm2 so git on out er we'll throw yuh out! | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n141=100:mk48:/describe $parm2 decides to get REALLY liquored up! | /describe $parm2 grabs a shotgun and takes pot shots at passing clouds. | /describe $parm2 is waaayyyy too drunk, though, and starts taking out other objects in his vicinity. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 Blam! Blam! Blam! Whoops! Oh well...Blam!
n142=100:mk49:/describe $parm2 grabs $parm3 by his little dick. | /describe $parm2 pulls hard and swings $parm3 around the channel. | /describe $parm2 swings faster until $parm3 's dick snaps off. | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 flies off the channel. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 Forgot your mushroom cap!
n143=100:mk50:/describe $parm2 and $parm3 are waiting at the bus stop. | /describe $parm2 watches as the bus approaches... | /describe $parm2 nudges $parm3 out into traffic before the bus can stop. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 You gonna eat this lunch?
n144=100:mk51:/describe $parm2 decides to build a fire. | /describe $parm2 takes the first dead wood he sees and throws $parm3 in the pit. | /describe $parm2 covers $parm3 with gasoline and strikes a match. | /describe $parm2 doesn't seem to hear $parm3 squealing like a pig for mercy as he drops the match. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 Poof! Hmm... Charbroil! My favorite!
n145=100:mk52:/describe $parm2 looks bored. | /describe $parm1 decides to interest himself by mangling $parm3 | /describe $parm2 shoves his fist into $parm3 's chest and pulls out a handful of capillaries. | /describe $parm2 begins knitting a sweater. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 Knit One, Pearl Two....
n146=100:mk53:/describe )=) takes out a bloodstained axe and acquires an evil grin | /msg $parm2 >:)=) | /describe $parm2 lifts the axe high above $parm3 's head... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n147=100:mk54:/describe $parm2 suggests that $parm3 do his Kurt Cobain impression. | /describe $parm2 watches as $parm3 props a shotgun to his mouth and blows his brains out. | /describe $parm2 waits for three days before an electrician finds $parm3 and throws him out. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 That's not teen spirit you smell.....
n148=100:mk55:/describe $parm2 wonders how well $parm3 would work as a conductor. | /describe $parm2 ties $parm3 to the base of a lightning rod. | /describe $parm2 is pleased as a storm starts brewing and lightning strikes the rod. | /describe $parm2 takes notes as $parm3 's nervous system becomes a superconductor. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 For the good of science, not you.
n149=100:mk56:/describe $parm2 wonders where $parm3 really came from. | /describe $parm2 does a smathering of research, only to discover that the best part of $parm3 ran down some whore's leg. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 We can always try again later, honey.
n150=100:mk57:/describe $parm2 thinks $parm3 whines too much. | /describe $parm2 thinks $parm3 does more whining than Gallo. | /describe $parm2 suggests $parm3 go visit California to be with the other cheap whines. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 I hate whine...
n151=100:mk58:/describe $parm2 smells something terrible. | /describe $parm2 figures out that it's $parm3 who smells like a dead elephant on a hot summer's day. | /describe $parm2 decides to send $parm3 to the cleaners. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 Put it on my tab.
n152=100:mk59:/describe $parm2 watches too much Mr. Wizard. | /describe $parm2 decides to try an experiment./msg $parm2 Now $parm3 you hold this putty, while I hook up these wires.... | /describe $parm2 feigns shock as $parm3 's ass is blown into next week. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 For my next experiment....
n153=100:mk60:/describe $parm2 has always been fascinated by Don Herbert. | /describe $parm2 wants to try an experiment with $parm3 | /describe $parm2 wants to monitor the brain levels of a moron. | /describe $parm2 frowns at the results. | /kick $parm2 $parm3 What was I thinking ... you need a brain first..
n154=100:mk61:/describe $parm2 tries to find where $parm3 begins and where $parm3 ends. | /describe $parm2 notices the circle that $parm3 's body makes from neck, to ass, to neck again. | /describe $parm2 has never seen a life-form on this low of the food chain. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n155=100:mk62:/describe $parm2 looks over and sees $parm3 desperately trying to bend far enough to suck himself off. | /describe $parm2 wonders why no one else has kicked him for such pathetic behavior. | /describe $parm2 notices that no one else is paying attention to him. | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n156=100:mk63:/describe $parm2 kicks $parm3 through a time warp.... | /msg $parm2 $parm3 lands at the Jim Jones incident.... | /msg $parm2 Jim Jones says "Hey $parm3 ! How about some PurpleSaurus Rex Kool Aid?" | /msg $parm2 $parm3 chugs a pitcher and says "damn, why is this stuff so good?" | /msg $parm2 Jim Jones says, "Well $parm3 , it's either the nutrasweet or the cynanide!" | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n157=100:mk64:/describe $parm2 jumps through a time warp that has somehow manifested in his garage... | /describe $parm2 notices a bird fly by... | /describe $parm2 steps on a worm that the bird _should_ have gotten... | /msg $parm2 The bird sees an oldman sitting on a rock next to the tree where his nest is. | /msg $parm2 The bird pecks the old man to death. | /msg $parm2 It just turns out that the old man is one of $parm3 's ancestors... | /msg $parm2 Upon this paradox of the space/time continium, $parm3 pops out of existence... | /kick $parm2 $parm3
n158=1:*:/ignore -tau60 $nick 2
n159=888:*:/notice $nick Please leave me alone. I can't help you....you're shitlisted !! | /ignore -tau30 $nick 2
n160=999:*:/notice $nick Please leave me alone. I can't help you....you're shitlisted !! | /ignore -tau30 $nick 2